Things that you’d think would make me leave Texas

The heat?  No problem.  I can roll with the heat.

The Politics?  Well, at least your democratic party nominates people?

The environmental hazards of fracking?  Ehhhhhhhh not happy, but ehhhhhhh

Lack of hot, ok dudes?  Maybe.

Big fucking flying bugs?  OH MY GOD, THEY WILL DRIVE ME FROM THIS STATE CAN’T COPE, BUGS WILL EAT ME.

Tags: bugs the problem with texas fucked up priorities seriously i need to move somewhere where there are seasons to kill the bugs oh god