Gah, I gave up on no shampoo this morning. Because annoying greaseball on my head.
My hair might need to get a bit longer before this is feasible again.
"[Darcy] wisely resolved, to be particularly careful that no sign of admiration should now escape him—nothing that could elevate her with the hope of influencing his felicity; sensible that, if such an idea had been suggested, his behaviour during the last day must have material weight in confirming or crushing it. Steady to his purpose, he scarcely spoke ten words to her through the whole of Saturday; and though they were at one time left by themselves for half an hour, he adhered most conscientiously to his book and would not even look at her."
you guys/gals it’s just too funny I legit get into giggle fits (via thelifeguardlibrarian)
In which Darcy confuses Surprise Parties with Marriage Proposals. Learn from his mistake.
BEST. PARAPROFESSIONAL. EVAR.
For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass
Proof for those of us that are unaware
I’m crying listen to it
(Source: ryoutashota, via curliestofcrowns)